Close enough for me.

Their fries are only good piping hot and salty. The minute they start to cool...forget it.

I don’t get the cult of In-N-Out. Their burgers are just okay - I find them to be a bit on the bland side. Their fries are good, I’ll give you that...but I just don’t get it.

I totally get it! That reminds me of our youngest, Magda. If she sees a bowl of cherries (especially with the stems still on) she becomes a heat-seeking missile, and will stop at nothing to get one.

I understand. Our old man had a terrible tooth abscess for quite awhile that we didn’t even realize was there - his breath was just terrible and he refused to eat the kibble we fed all three of our cats. We couldn’t afford the dental surgery (plus the tests beforehand to make sure he could tolerate the surgery and…

Have you taken him to the vet? There could be any number of things preventing him from eating. We recently couldn’t understand why our old man just wasn’t interested in eating, when he usually ate like a horse. A trip to the vet, and we discovered that his arthritis medication had given him an ulcer, and it hurt his…

Buy a cat toy? Buy a cat toy? Tell a cat “No, drop it” and you have an instant cat toy. Try to take something out a cat’s claws and you have an instant cat toy. Try to tie your sneaks with a long lace and you have an instant cat toy. Drop a bottle cap, a ballpoint pen, or a hair tie and you have an instant cat toy.

I was always treated with kindness and respect whenever I needed Planned Parenthood,too. For a woman with no health insurance, they were often the only medical care available. It just makes me so sad that the current political climate is so eager to take even that away.

Completely apropos of nothing, I always love a Keystone Cops reference. When I was a kid my dad had an 8mm “Keystone Cops” short, and we would always watch it before our home movies, kind of like our version of the cartoon before the movie in a theater. Loved it. I was even a Keystone Cop once for Halloween. (Granted,…

You say #notall, but you don’t mean it. In one sentence you say that you’re talking about an ideology, and that doesn’t mean everybody. In the next you say this ideology has destroyed the left, meaning everybody. Which is it?

Modern American progressives do not hate white people. Some people hate, regardless of color or political leanings. Sometimes it’s out of hurt, sometimes out of fear, but labeling everybody the same just does the same thing.

I said nothing of the kind. I think racism in any form is vile. Nobody deserves to be judged or hated for something so fucking superficial as skin color.

That right there is some of the most creative spelling I have ever seen. You get a star for the effort alone.

Every single thing I said is true.

No, I am pessimistic. Every single one of those things is a possibility. Maybe not each and every one of them all at once, but, on the current trajectory that our administration is on, each one of them could happen.

Dexter’s sister on Dexter used to have some creative profanity, but one I always thought was so stupid was “Fuckballs!”

What’s insane is how believable it is that he might just barricade himself inside the White House and claim it’s a coup. The man’s brain is Swiss cheese.

My disappointment knows no bounds. The only thing keeping me from completely giving up on this country is knowing that when Trump leaves office - whether in 2020 or 2024 (god no), the Southern District of New York is waiting for him.

If you’re can condemn anti-black racism, why can’t you condemn anti-white?

I totally understand. Still, if I’m going to point and laugh, I’m gonna hold my sides and guffaw ‘til I have to wipe the tears from my eyes.