Twinsies! After a loooooong bad marriage, I joined OKCupid, and wound up getting tied up and given (up to 20 in one night) orgasms on the regular. Fuck marriage!

Believe me, I plan on it. Just have to sell my house to get the cash to start over.

Not judging, I swear, but girlfriend (boyfriend?), get a divorce. Your happiness is worth it.

Stuck in a terrible, loveless marriage. Joined Adult Friend Finder on my birthday. Four days later, I'm tied to a hotel bed and have seven (not a typo) orgasms in less than three hours after literally NONE in years. And we've had two more equally satisfying sessions since. Do I win? ;)