I was once teetering home in my early 20’s with a buddy after a semi boring night of drinking and dancing at pubs in a cheesy suburb (think Strong Island meets the Jersey Shore) when a Joey-Bag-a-Donuts starts calling out to my friend and I. He was showing off for his friends and trying to imply that he knew us,…

During a discussion about Harry Potter “You just don’t seem like the kind of girl who...reads.”

Completely unasked and unprompted in any way:

Moms are neg ninjas.

My boyfriend at the time and I were up at his family cottage. He was doing dishes after a meal, and since he never helped out around the apartment we shared I play-flirted by saying “ooh i like this look on you!”

THANKS KEITH

“But I’m offering you such a great salary... for a girl.”

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

“You look very clean today.”

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

Every one of the drinks I’ve looked at on this site involves making a syrup. I don’t want to have to cook* to make a damned drink.

I will bring a PITCHER. This sounds delicious! Then let’s blow off your work and just watch the cute boat gif for a while.

When I was a young kid (not that young actually, but we’re going with young) I used to get all my money changed to quarters and carry it around in a money pouch and pretend I was rich and also in the middle ages or something.
This is not relevant to your story but I thought I would share.

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

If I were the recipient, I’d spend about a grand on as much kitschy rainbow shit for my yard as I could ($1000 can buy a lot of crap) and donate the rest to a local LGBT group. I love the idea, but rainbows can only go so far and $30000 could do a lot for a small nonprofit.

Instead of donating to this woman, why not donate to a local trans activist group, which are drastically underfunded. Or help fund research for trans people’s health.

Doesn’t the Australian Family Court understand that burnt creator, a commenter on Gawker media, has decided that the mother wantonly endangered her child by getting a tattoo in a professional, hygienic tattoo parlour, regardless of the findings of scientists who study such things?

These gifs are reminding me that I think Abbi & Ilana would have been a better choice than the tired pairing of Wigg & McCarthy

Fixed that for you.