Being attracted to Ruby Rose doesn’t make you open-minded or edgy. Being attracted to Ruby Rose makes you a person with functioning eyes.

I accidentally cooked my spell in a last night’s dinner, will it continue to work or did I accidentally kill someone

Mothers can do literally nothing that pleases the world.

But it doesn’t mean that you have to wrap yourself in glad wrap.”

This skinny little white punk with a bowl cut scares me much more than any member of ISIS does.

Lifetime NPR listener here, and not a Kardashian fan, but the interview was seriously NBD. She was pretty charming, actually. When I read all the comments on NPR’s Facebook page I was pretty appalled. WWDTM has interviews like this all the time with celebrities of the moment.

It's not even like they had her on All Things Considered, or insert your choice of highest-brow NPR programming here. They had her on a game show. These are people who clearly still believe in cooties.

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

I went to a charity polo match and wore this hat but in ivory:

I would seriously consider trading one of my children for this hat.

NEVER FORGET.

This one is EVERYTHING.

DREAM HAT THREAD

i used to be awkward about it until i experienced the trauma of buying a pregnancy test and now nothing i buy at CVS will ever embarrass me again

i was so embarrassed when i started my period that i would use one pad the whole day (despite severe leakage and smelling like low tide). but i wasn’t the only one — my whole group of friends did the same thing.

I am a ride or die OB fan and I am constantly grabbing them out of my purse thinking that I have grabbed a baby lips or sugar lip balm, looking at them bewildered wondering where the cap is then realizing OH YES OTHER SET OF LIPS and shoving them back in my purse.

Clearly these fellows have never tangled with a real velocipedestrienne.

Why doesn’t someone make a proper Women's Bicycle?

That ad copy reads like something from an episode of Mad Men. I’m imagining a modern day version of Peggy arguing in vain against using it to a roomful of old white guys. After the meeting her boss apologizes to the client with “Women huh, amiright?” and they share a good laugh.

*reads about the $2000 owed by an ex*