You’re assuming she didn’t try something like that at some point. Some people don’t seem to understand the word “no”

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Bobby Draper. The boy with three faces.

YOUR list is way better than Weiner’s.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Proposing during a wedding? Amateur hour.

Personally I would be furious but once he anger subsided I would definitely agree to stand up and announce I’m pregnant at their wedding. Even if I fucking wasn’t and if she said anything I would just remind her that hey she got engaged during my wedding.

It really is so selfish. I was at a wedding of good friend of mine and it so happened that the photographer and DJ were dating and were friends of the bride and groom and entire wedding party. The DJ proposed to the photographer during the reception and of course the photographer said yes. The photographer was so…

Well it could’ve been worse...

Loved this, your mom is awesome, you are awesome, I saw Mad Max last night and am watching the Mad Men finale tonight and ladyness just feels very powerful right now

According to this quiz, I’m a maxi dress, so I guess i’m the worst ever.

Reminds me of the episode of Star Trek TNG when a transporter accident turns the Picard, Guinan, Ro and Keiko into children, and they appeared on the Pad in their adult clothes.

It’s a little condescending to call concerned parents “suburban busybodies.” If a teacher at my kids daycare was foolish enough to publicly proclaim her hate for children I’d want her nowhere near them. Sure, name-calling is awful, but she tapped into the working parent’s greatest source of anxiety—that they’ve…

So, women should just automatically assume that all men will violate their trust? And if a woman doesn't assume that men are going to violate her trust, and she sends him a nude picture, it is equally her fault when the man, due to his untrustworthy nature, posts it on the internet?

“All parties should be punished”

First of all:

Dear nubile young women! Be reaaaal slutty, but don’t be that slutty. If you’re that slutty, you deserve to have your life torn apart.