From her bio: "She runs, reads, and eats way too much and is passionate about humanism..."

I know when I'm over feeling guilty about something, the first thing I do is shop around a 900-word blog post about it.

Oh I am ALL over this. It looks so great. I'm also a big fan of the clear polish with a sparkly gradient to the tip, I just need to get my grubby mitts on some glitters. I've only just started delving into nail art and I'm having so much fun. This is what I'm currently rocking:

Render unto Caesar, motherfuckers.

Dear Kotaku commenters:

I sincerely, deeply hate almost every single one of you. You are the actual, literal reason we can't have nice things.

Sometimes I like to randomly flop down with my tongue hanging out the side of my mouth and imagine what my chalk outline would look like if I died suddenly while folding the laundry or something.

Occasionally I follow that with slowly curling my fingers up like corpses do during rigor mortis then I quickly check out…

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's…

I have to use fragrance free hair products because of my allergies and I have a really hard time finding curly hair products. Anyone else in the same boat? Here is my hair, I could use more curl definition. My hair is really fine.

greetings, curlfriends! i'm 2b, 3a now. used to be tighter (upper pic recent; lower pic is about 30 years old). actually attended high school *pre-product.* (yes, it was scary. for everyone. medieval, even. i mean, i could have used male pomade or entered the wonders of the AA hair section, but i was intimidated.…

Right before I went to nursing school I worked with a woman that was diagnosed with breast cancer. This is back in the day when shark cartilage was the new crap treatment. She took enough shark cartilage, and other crap treatments, that she smelled of it. It was horrible to watch. Her cancer metastasized. All because…

I don't really see the problem with that first one. If your friend's boyfriend had anonymously left the baby in one of these boxes, presumably she'd file a police report and they'd make the connection. She might have to do something to prove the baby was hers (a DNA test or whatever) but it's not like it would be that…

Karyn, would you consider adding AHA's symptoms of heart attack in women to the post? Confusion about the symptoms is a large part of why women are facing delayed treatment.

I thought I had had a heart attack or similar. I went to the emergency room and got a bunch of tests and finally the Dr asked, "What exactly made you think you had something wrong with your heart?" I said, for the millionth time, that I had for a few days experienced chest pain, nausea, radiating pain into my arm and…

Of note, this (very small) study was based on interviews with women ages 30-55. Specifically young women are likely to delay getting help — possibly because for most women in their 30s heart attacks aren't even a consideration. Women are also more likely in general to have the kind of non specific symptoms that can…

BOOOOOOOOOOM

.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.