Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

Can we get more of this please? Like Jessie last week, other celebs, known personalities actually saying something. Using their platform to say something? Rather than just nod about how tragic it is?

I understand the thin blue line. I understand that cops think, “That coulda been me. Mistake made. Gotta support my brother.” But I’m a public school teacher. If I found out that a teacher was fucking a student, there’d be no way that my knee-jerk response would be, “Well...you have to understand that...” Give me a…

If he were my son, I would be embarrassed and write a letter to the court APOLOGIZING for raising someone like him, not crying about how stressed he is because he got caught.

Don’t have a rage stroke! Lemme help you calm down.

Sir or madam, I am highly offended by your post. Everyone knows that Wonder Twin Jayna can only turn into animals and Wonder Twin Zan can only turn into forms of water. You anti-exxorian bigots are all the same. How dare you.

Wonder Twins Power Unite! Shap of: Intense Scrutiny Due To Negative Publicity

I am so tired of this idea that being a misunderstood tortured male artist is somehow a more valid form of the expression, and the only role there is for women is the one that either destroys him or saves him.

She didn’t say “stupid shit”. She blamed the rape victim on what happened, and denied that she was raped. It’s basically another assault on the victim. And I don’t care if her daddy told her to say it. She’s a grown ass woman, and at a certain point we are all accountable for our actions.

This is what happens when you are a public figure with shitty and dangerous opinions.

I (unwittingly) dated a rapist once. He had two counts of rape reduced to some lesser charge because his college wanted to keep it hush hush. He was never even formally expelled. I don’t really blame him for not telling me— it’s not exactly easy to work into a conversation. We didn’t last long after I found out. But…

I welcome an invasion from Omicron Persei 8.

Dear rape apologists:

Dear Peter Thiel, this is the kind of person you want to bankroll in order to fight the big bads.

Dear YM,

So here’s my question about any type of 24/7 kink: Doesn’t it get boring? Like, I understand fantasies and role-playing and all that, but don’t you want to sometimes TALK to your partner? I can’t imagine every moment of my personal life being consumed by one of us needing to be a puppy or a slave or an adult baby or…

OK if you gonna be a pup then be full on pup. Don’t use “I am a pup” to explain why you are putting people’s computer in your mouth or nipping them, but when its time for you to eat and be around a TV you forget that puppies take the time to eat food from the puppy bowl and don’t give a shit about TV. You can’t just…

I’m surprised Jezebel hasn’t offered her a job yet!

I can’t believe this stupid instagram post affected you THIS much. Are you in therapy?

You need to take an entire bottle of chill pills.