I would skip all the other sections and go straight for revenge. YEAH, GREAT, YOU LIVE IN AN ASHRAM, WHATEVER but NOW tell me about setting all of his sneakers on fire in a bathtub.

Bouchard continued, “Yeah, I don’t know. Nike didn’t give me any other talking points for this dumb dress shirt thing. It’s easy to move around in, which I love — I hate tennis clothes that bind my arms to my sides or hobble my legs. I think the dress is really nice, and I also think it was nice of Nike, my corporate…

I’ve noticed that type of reaction too! Really anectodal but where I live, there’s a TV show where the contestants invite each other for dinner and rate their meal, and I swear, every time someone says they don’t drink, at least one or two of the contestants says something really judgey about it in the confessional,…

We would eat chocolate cake. 2 appropriate bites to taste but not fill ourselves, then go for a 2 mile stroll after dinner. Easy... but I am eating the whole piece then binge watching some terrible CW throwback.

Yeah, if not giving in to temptation were that easy, then we’d be a world of fit, athletic people who never eat chocolate cake.

i feel like this applies

My method is usually BBQ or bake up some chicken with various seasoning on Sunday evening. Throw some quinoa in the rice cooker with your stock of choice, some spices of your choice, and as much spinach as you can cram in. Eat quinoa and chicken the rest of the week. Vary it up by occasionally making it a rice bowl…

This made me very happy. I’d much rather read about people enjoying things than snarking everything for snark’s sake (yes, I know which website I’m on). You do you and enjoy whatever music you want, guilt-free.

This was a JOY to read.

One time, a Scottish man jokingly tried to get me, a Canadian, to ‘apologize’ for Celine.

I’m sure they’re still finding bits of him strewn about Ayrshire.

I just wanna say I am SO FUCKING STOKED TO READ THIS!!! I’m going to go do 3 work things so I can come back and revel in this without feeling too too guilty.

It’s really selling itself.

I hope to god Jezebel is getting paid for this publicity.

For the first and - probably - the last time ever, I am siding with InTouch’s “journalists.”

And he buckled to Tea Party bullshit, chose Sarah Palin for his VP. The madness of this election and his party’s open bigotry is largely on his shoulders.

Right!? Not only has this guy taken money from the NRA to keep their vile policies ahead of the safety and wishes of the people, but he has been in office way longer than President Obama had. He is, by far, the more guilty of the two.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

Do the restaurants have an Islamic version of the shabbes goy to taste it? Or do they just prepare stuff enough to know they are doing it right? If they do have their own version of shabbes goy, are they hiring?

x=4

Get a big scary dog to chase you. You’ll constantly be twisting and looking back to make sure you’re out of reach of it’s slobbering gaping maw. The twisting of the knees will help accelerate breakdown.

I like to do Crossfit to tear apart my shoulder and TRX to destroy my back. Does anyone have any ideas how to ruin my knees, or should I stick to running on concrete?