I honestly don’t know what would be worse - Donald actually trying to pretend to be POTUS, or Donald just handing over the reigns to Pence/Ryan/McConnell.

I think realizing what this job entails already has. He somehow had no fucking clue, even on November 9, the enormous responsibility that would be heaped on his shoulders. I’d be appreciating his misery if it didn’t mean that anything he does will badly fuck up the country.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

My take away from that story is that no one should ever buy or wear fur.

Yes to all the above, and also that a solid understanding of what is and isn’t on the table (as is the expectation with most healthy LTR’s) as far as the “prizes” go. Certainly all players have to agree and be comfortable with the expectations. It’s more about gamifying tasks while enjoying consensual sexyfuntime.

Hey Mr. Sex Positive, I appreciate what I *think* you’re trying to do here, but you might want to add a few caveats, like “Let me make it perfectly clear that the “Transaction Game” my wife and I play is just that - a game. I can’t act like a goddamn asshole all day, sort through the mail at 8pm, and then force my…

/crying

I call those days Sloshy Sloshy days.

Seriously, this article rubs me the way that people who say talking about contraception and consent before sex is “unsexy”.

Yessss this is the right way to do it! Learn from pennydreadfull, internet!

Thanks! But Cosabella is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and I just really like a traditional, full, hip-to-hip-to-upper thigh-to-belly button brief. You are welcome, gentlemen of New England. ;)

Look I just want to chime in again and mention this one time that I dated this guy who SUCKED but for some reason we immediately fell into an unspoken Thursday + Saturday schedule and it was the greatest fucking thing in the entire fucking world because it was essentially a sex schedule and it ruled.

In every relationship I’ve been in that lasted past the honeymoon phase, the sex life slowed down or even fizzled out. I can’t imagine what it’s like after a decade together and maybe a few kids. Besides, this isn’t new or revolutionary advice. Every relationship therapist ever tell couples ro shedule some…

UH AIMEE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Ha! Exactly. I appreciate the feminist angle. I have a brother and a sister, both married with teenage children, and both in another state. All I have to do is spend a holiday with them to know that for me, single is the preferred status at this juncture. I find the lack of boundaries between spouses, parents and…

A friend of mine who shares my chronically single status once said that whenever she starts feeling bad about being alone, she spends more time hanging out with her heterosexual female friends who are married or living with their significant others. Their stories about being the primary…

“Stingma” has to be the best portmanteau I’ve seen since the election was over. Cheers!

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

This is definitely true. Something cool I learned from this book is that, when Her Interactive interviewed its young, female consumer base, those girls had no issues with shooting games. They just wanted more motivation, like someone’s sister getting kidnapped.