If you are thinking of executing a murder/suicide, just reverse the order. I promise it will still work.

I’d invite you to my Facebook feed, where super-moms chat AT LENGTH about the wraps they have for baby-wearing. They also discuss the horrifying monsters who put their babies in cribs, which is exactly what Hitler would have done if Hitler were a terrible mother and not a dictator.

What kind of impact has this arrangement had on your marriage? Not judging - I'm a social worker and I realize there are a TON of perfectly good ways to raise a kid. I'm just genuinely curious.

I mean, I’ll pick Americana if by Americana we mean basic WASPY J.Crew bikinis.

what the fuck does “Cultural Influence” even mean as it relates to swimsuits? Dear Target: everything we wear has “cultural influence”.

Seems like the perfect time for our acappella group The Jizzebelles to reunite.

He actually DROVE from MN to LA to kill Krug. Two days in a car with a couple of guns. That’s a LOT of instability there.

There goes my perverse sense of relief that at least this guy wasn’t targeting women.

I hope Heard goes nuclear and just releases everything. Likely it’ll end both their careers but at least the truth will be out there.

Oh, look, more evidence of Amber’s abuse people won’t admit as legit because they think Gone Girl is the most common scenario in society, instead of an entitled angry addict becoming violent towards a woman. Now it makes sense why she was carrying her laptop while leaving her lawyer’s office. Wonder who will get the…

And they’ll ignore the hundreds of years of foreign interference, colonialism, slavery, and the US-backed coup and say that all of the country’s problems must all be down to an inferior culture. That phrase “retrograde culture” just made me furious.

Brazil has problems, for sure. It has a lot of problems. But writing articles that reek of “look at the scary brown people with their ‘retrograde culture’” doesn’t help.

Americans (USA) are clueless when it comes to Latin America. Liberals, who might be considered natural allies for women’s rights in Brazil, are basically silent about the US-backed (Obama), right-wing coup in Brazil which has installed a ‘white minority’ government ruling over a black-majority population.

Can I just watch Magic Mike XXL again?

Yes! And Laggies is a great movie.

These female directors seemed to have no issues with her, so...

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

“Fecal occult blood” is just an amazing combination of words.

Update: Frederik has now replaced Selena Gomez as the face of Pantene.