Isn't anyone else kind of rooting for him getting shot on the doorstep of the person he's delivering the painting to, because they felt threatened?

then she gives birth on a tuesday on suddenly turns into sheryl crow

I look forward to the Sunday part of the trilogy where she's at college, and panics about finals, but ends up just drinking bow wine and marathoning netflix with her roommate.

Yeah, they made me take out my whole entire message to Hiddles. Apparently, it violated every single decency law in this country and 175 others. Even the really fun, progressive, sexy ones like France.

Just because this child is the Illuminati Chosen One who shall rule the Earth, you think we are crazy for worshipping her? Joke is on you. She will not look kindly upon the heathens once her reign begins!

I get annoyed because to me (ironically) they often make the saree look less sexy. Part of this might also be because I like more traditional weaves and fabrics in sarees (as opposed to the net sarees that seem to be all over the place these days) and a beautiful silk or cotton blouse matching a saree adds to the…

Apparently I'm immune to the Goddess Beyonce.

1) I am a lesbian. 2) Queer visibility relies on superficial signifiers to communicate queerness. That these signifiers (read=fashion/hair/jewelry) are identifiable in the mainstream is interesting but not new. Maybe we can instead, just once, have a conversation about why mainstream culture relies on our visibility…

Mitt Romney wishes he had binders of women like these dudes apparently have access to.

Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

i only like it when jimmy fallon has people's moms do it for comedy fodder.

'Toffee is part of the family and is so important to me, I even asked her permission to get married.'

Happy Diwali, all my fellow Indian Jezzies (and all of you who don't celebrate, but came for the food and the prettiest holiday of the year). May you live in a place where diyas on the stoop do not elicit phone calls to the landlord from your ~ concerned neighbors.~

Is there a policy against nudity on Jezebel? I honestly can't remember. Because I'm dressed as one of these:

In an alternate universe where white people were enslaved and oppressed, and whiteface was donned as a way to ridicule and further marginalize white people, that would be really offensive.

After removing the salt from leather boots successfully (I use vinegar, diluted with warm water), it's important to recondition the leather, because the "salt" (usually much harsher chemicals, really) dry out the leather a lot!

When you're convinced you've got all the "salt" off, let dry and apply either Meltonian…

"he just wants his slaves back," yeah, that's why he thinks Tibet is better off under Chinese rule and doesn't think Tibet should be independent anymore, and opposes a return to Tibetan Buddhist theocracy.

I'm not saying Tibetan Buddhism (or Buddhism in general) hasn't been used for nefarious ends throughout history.…

You are right, the Dalai Lama only became a spokesperson for his people and international human rights because he could not get laid. After a few too many rejections from chicks in bars, he said "screw it, these girls don't like "nice guys" so I am going after enlightenment." If only girls liked "nice guys" the…

Online dating worked out well for me, but my wife wasn't as lucky.

so what will complete you, then? It seems you've covered the spectrum of material possessions, relationships, traveling...what else is there? I disagree completely with what you've written. Everything in your life shapes you into the person you are. Sure, it may not fill a void, but that sounds like a personal…