I am sad that they have to do this, but I am so proud of these women who are taking a stand in solidarity.

We love you, too! I may or may not be drunk at a chain restaurant right now.

Back to school shopping taught me what really matters. The syllabus would require something like 3 orange folders. If my mom couldn't find orange folders, or if another color was cheaper, my mom would write "orange" on all of the folders and tell me to tell my teacher "Tough Shit".

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Well I lied about the bone...so.

Spam whore.

Yeah. Duh. Which is why I said that.

Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?

My husband and I read this and have now decided that we are going to measure everything by Sicilian penises. For example,

wow what a shock she's bat s**t crazy

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

Well, it probably doesn't ask you why dinner's not ready or poke you in the back in the middle of the night while asking "Honey. HONEY. You awake?"

It has been really good for me to write this and have this conversation. I've been wanting to get this out for quite awhile. I'm glad to see there are others who share my feelings.

I work out. I lift. I run. I practice yoga. I am in shape. My husband does none of those things and can pin me in an instant (in a clean fight). It is very sobering to realize that you are physically powerless.

In an old house in Paris, covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines....

i college, i saw a guy that thought he could bike to school on glare ice. they call him 'ol pancake face now.

Assholes are made to push things out as well.

"Steak, Lassie." – Timmy's dad explaining what happened to Old Bessie