Well, this is a real time saver.

You'd think by now these pun threads would be getting beretta, but their not.

Rob Schneider is… a whale!

So many layers.

$#*! My Dad Tweets.

Let's just nip this gimmick in the bud, shall we?

Basically agree. People get so down on Twitter and characterise is as being a bunch of teenagers twittering bullshit - to which the obvious response is; your Twitter experience is going to be as good or as shit as the people YOU choose to follow. Twitter is great for subcultural interests of all kinds (science and a…

Well, this gives me hope for my gritty Geocities screenplay.

…And the AV Club is the one place on the internet where you can feel socially superior to the other participants.

This summer, from Writer/Director Adam Sandler: The Fart Whale!

Now this is performance art plagiarism.

Dude, that's clearly not the wallet inspector.

Hey! I wrote this exact same sarcastic comment on an article last week. Quit labeouffing me!

Fuckin' A.

Comments like this are really impeculiating this site.

Psst. Liz in accounts says that there's a rumour that you're going to get fired.

Teach the controversy!

Crimes against humanity.

Rayna's got both spunk and balls - and I like that in a woman.

Remember that version of 'Forever' that Stamos did? And the remaining Beach Boys sang backups and appeared in the video? And he awkwardly inserted footage of his babies into the clip? Yeah, I don't remember that either - it must have been a horrible dream.