I love that song. And that guy - I call him 'Stave'!

Anyway, how's your dog's sex life?

Stop ganging up on me!

Well, I got the results of the test back. I definitely wrote a response to this that made no sense which I then edited to say this instead.

You're goldbluming, @avclub-36f8a23ed1166894f1aa598ac11169ab:disqus .

Yeah, just see how long you last walking around Disneyland saying 'I love to ride Flappy' without being ejected by security.

Shartnado?

Hey AV Club, nice list of songs from bands that most people have heard of, but why didn't you include that song by that obscure band that I like? I'll just assume that it was a massive editorial oversight.

If not cool, then a relatable story, bro. I'm interested in checking out the site, but it's just annoying to use.

We think this gimmick account is irritating, and here's why you should too!

This is UNIX system… I know this!

It's called 'Bro Hymn' just so there's absolutely no confusion about who should enjoy it.

The Walrus was Paul,
Paul is dead,
A clue for you all,
He was killed in a tragic car accident which cut off his head.

Turn me on, dead man.

Turbo 2: Mo' llusc Mo' problems

As in, the disease cancer, or a bigger dog named 'Cancer'?

"There's nothing in the rules that say you can't run the Indy 500 on a jet-powered, monkey-navigated… and it goes on like this."

I'm sorry, you tried to bang a deer?

If you haven't already, you should definitely check out http://geoguessr.com.

A bad joke? On the AV Club? No wonder I was confused!