God, I loved Hypercard.

Anonymous programmer: "Steve, did we really have to stay in the office during the entire Christmas holidays just to make sure that the Chicago font was perfect? I really don't think it's that important to the Apple aesthetic - honestly, I prefer the free-wheeling whimsy of San Francisco."
Steve Jobs: "Get out."

That's your Carson?

My highest is IONIZES for 102.

FIRE FIRE FIRE. FIRE ON MY BRAIN!

"Hot August Lunch had been to paradise, but he had never been to… himself."

I find it physically impossible to not whistle the flute melody every time I hear the closing theme. (And then descend into chaotic tunelessness towards the end because no one can whistle notes that fast.)

This needs more likes.

I studied paleontology, so I would hear 'oh, like Ross from Friends!!' - and this continued way past the nineties.

I don't care how famous you are, your opinions are crazy!

If only Ween had recorded more songs since 1992!

You, computer man! Fix my pants!

The Hangover Part III. Rating MA15+ - strong coarse language, nudity and occasional giraffe decapitation.

Two grow back in its place!

I love a website where you can expect to read the line 'Deep Vein Thromboners is absolutely right'. Rational discussions indeed.

Well, that wasn't a Volvo.

When I was in Kuala Lumpur about six months ago, someone was tagging MOHD PUNX BABY all over the neighbourhood I was staying in. I just assumed it was @avclub-620982009915db2a0b4a49e224bad30c:disqus from the AV Club.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!" - Lucille upon seeing Gene Parmesan/AD fan upon seeing that the new episodes are actually good.

No, that was just Barry Zuckercorn.

Worthy of Websters.