Hmm. "…after decades of writing, reading, and teaching fiction…" "…Roth does not read fiction."

Hmm. "…after decades of writing, reading, and teaching fiction…" "…Roth does not read fiction."

Brilliant, but could have been improved with the insertion of an 'ah' or two.

Brilliant, but could have been improved with the insertion of an 'ah' or two.

Pretty sure b) answers your entire question. (For extra lulz, google 'alkaline water' and then kill yourself in disgust for humanity).

Pretty sure b) answers your entire question. (For extra lulz, google 'alkaline water' and then kill yourself in disgust for humanity).

Agreed. Although curiously the only person in my circle who would ever subject me to 'Old Time Rock 'n' Roll' is a female in her early twenties who also inexplicably loves Rod Stewart.

Agreed. Although curiously the only person in my circle who would ever subject me to 'Old Time Rock 'n' Roll' is a female in her early twenties who also inexplicably loves Rod Stewart.

COME ON EVERYBODY C'C'C'MON EVERYBODY

COME ON EVERYBODY C'C'C'MON EVERYBODY

Either this song was so bad that it was actually pathological, or you have no idea what 'literally' means.

Either this song was so bad that it was actually pathological, or you have no idea what 'literally' means.

I've always assumed the dominance of ugg boots in current mainstream fashion is part of a high-stakes bet between some fashion bigwigs who control these sorts of things.

I've always assumed the dominance of ugg boots in current mainstream fashion is part of a high-stakes bet between some fashion bigwigs who control these sorts of things.

I've got a two-word review for them: 'shit sandwich'.

I've got a two-word review for them: 'shit sandwich'.

Dude, haven't you heard the rumours about the legendary sex perversion of bonobos?? That's not just abandonment, it's tantamount to severe child sex abuse.

Dude, haven't you heard the rumours about the legendary sex perversion of bonobos?? That's not just abandonment, it's tantamount to severe child sex abuse.

It wasn't the password that scared me.

It wasn't the password that scared me.