Excuse you. My feet smell like Jesus and gummi Bears.

ear cleaners, hair brushers, nose pickers, teeth pickers, cuticle pickers, crotch scratchers/adjusters and sharp noted scented lotion (and sanitizer) users. These people need to be escorted out and away from all forms of public transportation.

Can I just say that I love you for asking this? I’m a medium-sized person who can sit easily enough in one seat, and I have sympathy for those who can’t. EXCEPT for people who feel no compunction about squishing me; those people can fall off the plane into the Atlantic. My piece of advice would be to occupy only the…

This is one of those situations when you have to master the art of the revenge fart. Not that I’ve ever been in that situation (cough, cough.)

Oh the chronic sniffer! THE WORST. Mouth breathers. THE WORST. People who read the newspaper with their arm spread wide and touch you every time they turn a page. THE WORST. I could go on and on. I don’t need a valium because I’m afraid of flying - I’m afraid of killing the person next to me.

it’s not so much that a man’s thighs are spread apart, it’s that they tend to take up a LOT of space that isn’t theirs. like, if there is a full train, and a guy is manspreading, he’s probably taking up 2 seats worth of space - half a seat on each side, that should be the space of the person IN THAT SEAT.

Interesting how you don’t respond to my point about your sad, badly written attempt at an insult...I get it, English is hard, especially for idiots.

NOT GETTING UP WHEN PEOPLE ARE GETTING BY OH MY GAWD

OK, sweet. Let’s just pay attention to a type of spreading we can all get behind:

“The impulse to differently politicize the body rather than depoliticize it altogether is a fool’s game”

Well I just think it would be nice if we’d see more pairings in the 3-5 year range, or (shockingly) the same age. Ten years is definitely on the edge of the age-appropriate spectrum. Decade matters too: I’m 33, and when I look at 23 years olds I think “baby,” but when I look at 43 I think, “maybe.” Also, in my circles…

I’m usually using it in reference to Tom Hardy but I’ve loved D’Onofrio for years and years. He’s that weird edgy quiet scary sexy that I like.

“Ride him to the dawn” is now my new favorite expression. I think I’ll use that in some sexting this afternoon.

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