heard his butt comment,

Clearly no one has seen this sculpture outside SaveMart in Davis:

Condom ad:

it’s like a turd walked out of andy warhol’s ass and took up an interest in politics.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope…

One time I saw two twin baby goats get born.

This is well-said. Was thinking it but too tired to write it down articulately, so thanks!

YOU STILL GOT THAT 90s SWAGGER THO, GURL

or, he could be gay himself and self-hating.....

awkward silence

“please don’t think that” -the inside of you

he is the costar - Lena’s ego plays the lead.

“More hip hop, more urban!”

In my mind, 1999 was the last great year for film before it really went to shit.

darwinian shopping.

timetravel sex

this isn’t strange to me, but that IS my age group.

*creepy crickets*

It’s easier to hide the beardship that way.