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LOL. try telling the suburban babymakers this. Everytime I do, you can see in their eyes “yea, but...”

pretty sure that ambivalence got us into this situation in the first place.

man now this is starting to be like high school english class where we had to find the symbolism and themes and all I feel is ‘whatever, dude’

is it just me or does it look like she has a mighty sneeze coming?

divorce.

I love your fragrance. What is that, Eau de Troll?

I had to google her. Found this wordpress from 2013.

It gets worse:

definitely read that as ‘get back to me after a few years and kids and bills and ills’

Before I saw what she looked like in the daily mail candid photos, I presumed she was an actual hot girl.

After seeing the photos of her, and her husband, can confirm: they are both NOT picky.

“protect the truths [insert lies] of the Scripture we hold so dear.”

“Do her and Kanye even have sex?”

Absolutely knew that the second he started saying the things he said that he is self-hating gay guy who believes he can choose to be hetero.

I didn’t know that QT member was ACTUALLY SICK IN REAL LIFE HE DIED IM STILL SAD ABOUT IT ILL ALWAYS BE SAD ABOUT IT.

WHY DO I LOVE PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS

He’s good looking but...is it weird that his accent actually turns me off?

I’ve noticed that! Aniston has moved on more than Handler has!

that hair tho

bottomline: they would rather have a job even if it’s a job working for a pedophile.