I love your fragrance. What is that, Eau de Troll?

I had to google her. Found this wordpress from 2013.

It gets worse:

definitely read that as ‘get back to me after a few years and kids and bills and ills’

Before I saw what she looked like in the daily mail candid photos, I presumed she was an actual hot girl.

After seeing the photos of her, and her husband, can confirm: they are both NOT picky.

“protect the truths [insert lies] of the Scripture we hold so dear.”

“Do her and Kanye even have sex?”

Absolutely knew that the second he started saying the things he said that he is self-hating gay guy who believes he can choose to be hetero.

I didn’t know that QT member was ACTUALLY SICK IN REAL LIFE HE DIED IM STILL SAD ABOUT IT ILL ALWAYS BE SAD ABOUT IT.

WHY DO I LOVE PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS

He’s good looking but...is it weird that his accent actually turns me off?

I’ve noticed that! Aniston has moved on more than Handler has!

that hair tho

bottomline: they would rather have a job even if it’s a job working for a pedophile.

“They can trust that the press won’t ask them the tough questions.”

“People say, what will happen to the child once we die. But I have full faith in God. God is omnipotent and omnipresent, he will take care of everything.”

do you think he owns a puka shell necklace? cause he looks like he owns at least one puka shell necklace.

Nelson Mandela??

NOTHING WILL EVER TOP MARIAH CAREY’S CRIBS EPISODE NOTHING