The makeup artist just didn't contour Uma's face in a way we're used to seeing, and used minimal eye makeup. But of course, being a woman, Uma's face is always up for judgement. There's nothing wrong in saying, "Uma, your makeup is terrible," (as it is simply an opinion) but saying that her face is jacked is messed…

Right! She's just not wearing liner and mascara. So? She's showing loads of natural aging. (if you can't see the little lines on her forehead and next to her eyes, get better glasses) Looks good on her.

Frankly, whatever makeup artist thought this was 'bold and editorial' versus 'over-fake-tanned and poorly chosen' should go back to MAC makeup school. I was just not into the red lip in that colour paired with the badly-blended bronzer that matched her hair.

CHRISTINA YOUR BABY WILL NEVER GROW UP BECAUSE IT IS MADE ENTIRELY OF SILICON AND ALL OF MY NIGHTMARES

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

No Man from U.N.C.L.E. theme music? I haz a sad.

Yeah, but Kanye rules and no one other than Grammy voters even knew Beck was still alive. (Seriously—I like Beck fine, but if you'd asked me I would have figured he was in Topeka working for the local Org and asking locals if they wanted a personality test.)

Jay's face though.

That guy is Charlea Napier, and he was my Dad. I always loved watching this role on VHS and he would like to play thia song in his study that we built onto the side of our house. We lived way up in the mountains and I was always interested in NASA and Star Trek because we could see the entire milky way with no light…

But how snazzy did you look whilst doing it?

Might have been filmed well but GOOD LORD that movie was boring as all hell. They spend most of the freaking movie just staring at each other.

Excellent article. As a 40 something, I have a few more things to add.

Never figured the woman that did this would ever get hired again. Apparently, she now works for the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.

Image not shown: the conservators involved.

Whether in my earlier career as a software developer, my current mediation work, or when, as now, I'm simply typing some inane text, I am thankful for my high school typing teacher and the manual Royals we used.

A programmer who can't type 70 WPM+ is like a professional musician who can't read music.

Yawn, it's been done: