Any future political platform I may have will necessarily include outlawing gender reveal parties or other associated hooplah.

I would bet ten bucks that he didn't want to be barefoot in that picture and was encouraged by a combination of his agent, the photographer and the promoter. He probably took some pictures with shoes on as well and those were the ones that passed the marketing gauntlet. Perhaps I simply hate contrived marketing…

There was a second shooter!

If it was her choice then I can't blame her. I wouldn't want to deal with all the other host's crazy, either.

Transformers has been doing an OK job of reinventing itself beyond the Michael Bay movies for a very long time, so it's saying more than you think. That property's been relatively agile and flexible, leaving a whole lot of those moments in time for people to latch onto. It's really fun watching the fans whose…

No prob; this is my wheelhouse. Ironically, Jem tanked so hard as a toy line back in the day that the very idea of a Hollywood movie To Sell Toys would be hilarious if the Integrity line hadn't done so well. Mattel's Barbie may not be in the position of strength she was back in the day, but Jem won't be up against…

The audience is very likely People Who Buy Fashion Dolls At Target.

After the successful rebirths of My Little Pony (and to a lesser extent, Strawberry Shortcake) a lot of projects of this kind went into the pipeline. I'm sure the reasoning is that a lot of same elements that are part of properties successfully marketed to girls in the 80s (e.g. glamour, magic, fantasy-fulfillment)…

but that art though...

It's like when everybody was talking about "Saved by the Bell" a few years ago and I was, like, "WHO the fuck ARE these people?"

Really, this is a symptom of the creative bankruptcy of media and the seemingly absent positive feedback from audiences for new, unfamiliar things. I reference an episode of New Girl where Jess is spitting out Urkle and Tanner catch phrases much to the delight of young 20 somethings. That scene is played out on a…

Who is this movie for? I don't get it.

On an unrelated matter, may i have your address?

Your troll style overall is strong. Your lead in seemed pretty sincere and just dumb enough to be believable. I also really like your rate of escalation, you really know how to crank it up slowly. Near the end is where you lose focus, I assume you get a little over excited once you hook a few people. I will have to…

Glitter doesn't wait for an invitation. Glitter doesn't care about the importance of consent. Glitter goes where it wants, when it wants, whether you like it or not.

Have you ever actually been around glitter? It is completely impossible for it not to get everywhere.

The joke ——->

This will show that Stripper who wronged me!