Well, I assumed it was implied that I wanted her to dress up like a sheep and peg me on her Sleep Number mattress.

Ha, I'm familiar with that album. The non-vinyl version is called Heavy Petting Zoo. Several record stores in Germany were shut down for displaying that cover. Germany thought it was too hardcore. Let that sink in for a moment.

Found it!

The one with "All Day and All of the Night."

Seth MacFarlane is pretty close. Ted is basically Peter Griffin, but other than that, his voices sound nothing alike. He's the best voice actor working today.

That girl in the Sleep Number commercial is cute as fuck.

World Vegetarian Day is a thing? I'll be sure to eat an extra sirloin for Morrissey on October 1st!

I went to my dad's place. We had burgers and watched Deadpool and The Terminator.

Can I go with the complete works of Good Charlotte?

Train has got to be one of the shittiest bands to have a decade-plus mainstream career.

And a special happy birthday to Ben Folds Fan IN 3D!!!!!!

Yeah, that qualifies as a spoof on Family Guy!

Yep! That's Junior's favorite sandwich.

They wanted the premiere to benefit from following the spring finale of Fear the Walking Dead. They reaired it this week to highlight their Talking Preacher special, which they're only doing for the pilot and season finale.

The scene with the gator guy had me laughing so hard I had to pause it.

DETOUR SIGNAL BOOST

Is that not pretty much already ABC?

Junior's commercials are always great. He's a very intelligent, quick-witted guy. I just wish he was trying harder to win a championship, or even a race. If he really pushed himself, I think he could win a Cup before he retires. I don't see him retiring within the next few years, so he'll get more chances. He just has…

I'll have to do that! I'll go this weekend to the place I buy used DVDs from and see if they have any seasons. I can't imagine it would be very expensive at this point.

That's absolutely why I've never watched any of Hardwick's other AMC shows. I just don't really care what he or other celebrities think about TV episodes. It's not like the AV Club where we can hop on here and participate in a conversation. If I can't be part of the dialogue myself, I'm just not that interested, you…