I … I tend to get caught up on corn cracking.

Edited because I had no idea that song was about slavery. Jesus.

You're thinking of Pier Paolo Pasolini.

Now I'm imagining Harmony Korine as Gene Belcher. Get it out of my head.

Holy shit, I need to see that. Isn't that a David Gordon Green movie?

I dunno, but I know where you can get some good klav kalash and crab juice.

One of my friends used to sort of know Harmony back in the '90s. Apparently there were rumors circulating back then that Harmony and the little person from Gummo were lovers and dealing heroin. I find that entirely plausible.

I like the part where violent felon Gucci Mane is murdered by the girl from High School Musical and the girl from Pretty Little Liars.

I watched the whole fake trailer. It's a pretty decent spoof of awards season tripe. There's a good shot at The Danish Girl in there.

I thought they were the KKC now.

I've seen every episode of Mama's Family. I stand by it.

I got hit by a giant frozen ball of airplane waste.

Why are you acting like Dickie Roberts: Child Star didn't revolutionize cinema as an art form?

This headline might be edgy in 2003.

You Found Something I Care About, Internet! You've earned your Great Job for today.

Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo…

Why are they at Red Robin? That place is delicious.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane
Lenny Bruce is not afraid

I always forget about that S. Darko thing that went direct to video. It has a zero on Rotten Tomatoes, for whatever that's worth. That was enough to make me not check it out.

Daniel Craig gives no ferrets.