POINTS.

Teller doesn't do much talking.

God knows we can try.

All of the Lauren Lapkuses. Lapkuses? Lapki?

Is it homophobic to want to beat the shit out of Andy Cohen?

Tru TV has some terrible looking sitcom about teachers.

I miss the Danica Patrick GoDaddy commercials.

I'm the biggest nerd I know and even I feel the urge to give this Newswire a wedgie and shove it in a locker.

She's naked in that, so it's disqualified from being sad.

"Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!"

She even does Realtor.com commercials.

Opened, right-clicked, and saved.

I didn't even give a fuck about Power Rangers when I was a kid, nor did I even know anybody who did except for this one guy who was obsessed. This news blows my mind.

Walk of Shame is possibly the saddest "oh, Britta's in this?" ever. I've actually seen it. It's as terrible as it looks.

Seriously. I think Vincent Adultman is on the Lionsgate Board of Directors.

That doesn't make him less of a tool. Just because he can do something doesn't mean he should.

Power Rangers and Magic: The Gathering today? Did I miss the AV Club getting bought out by a bunch of 5th grade nerdlingers?

I think Elizabeth Banks just shows up on random movie sets and waits to be thrown into some scenes. She's talented enough that she could have a very prestigious career by now, but she just keeps appearing in bullshit. For every Love and Mercy, you've got five Walk of Shames.

I misread something in that second paragraph at first and I was like "I agree that her music kinda sucks, but what did Carrie Underwood ever do to you?"

If I'm not mistaken, I think he already has. That's how soulless and delusional the GOP is right now.