Where's the "any" key?

To be filed under "things that annoy me about Chris Hardwick."

My favorite team, God bless 'em, never has an issue caused by too much winning. GO JAGS! Maybe we can go 6-10 this year! Maybe. I'd be thrilled with that. That's how profoundly we suck.

I don't see how the "cis" qualifier is relevant, but yeah, people who say that kind of backwards shit annoy me, especially since that channel already exists and is called CBS.

Sadly, no. He was by far the best part of tonight's show, though, aside from that delightful old-guy car dealer rap.

Those songs are all great. His "Bitches Ain't Shit" cover is the best example of a white person "covering" a rap song. It works on two levels, because in addition to the comic value, he actually managed to turn it into a poignant ballad not unlike a typical Ben Folds song.

Talking @Midnight

As much as I enjoy the films, I've read very few comics. This is actually something I am interested in changing. I also don't read many books, I haven't played console video games in months, and I'm never going to get into computer gaming. I also couldn't care less about most British culture. With a few exceptions…

I didn't even know Paul McCartney was sick. RIP.

Hoooooooooly shit.

Yeah, fuck no. I'd rather have every AV Club article for the rest of time be about a Kardashian than have even one junkie with a criminal record die of the fucking Plague. I'm all for complaining about stupid shit, but that's just disturbing to see a person say.

That movie flopped so hard I had forgotten about it until you mentioned it.

Yeah, I mean it's nice that they're honoring those guys again, but it's been a while since they died and I'm already familiar with their music and careers. I'd prefer to just listen to the music instead of hearing Rather talk about it.

That's all well and good, but I'd Rather watch something else.

Aw, do I have to? Even Hulk Hogan?

It's on now!

BREAKING NEWS: Samantha Bee is on now

I'm sure I would. They already sounded like something I'd like. I may have to check them out, at least when I can afford it.

I dunno, I'm pretty sure it's okay to slap somebody who's trying to murder you. That joke isn't condoning violence against women.

I guess I just aged out of it. None of those shows seem appealing at all to me. Aside from sometimes watching Adventure Time, I'm not a fan of any current kids' shows.