Changnesia.

I find this hateful jargon to be incredibly jarring.

In all fairness, he did get divorced not long after that, so it's possible he and his wife were already separated and seeing other people.

Everybody's raving about it, but a three hour German comedy sounds kinda difficult to sit through. The Neon Demon and Elle are more my speed.

Fuck you, Liv!

I spent most of my life convinced Billy Corgan was singing "Pooh wants that Hunny" in "Cherub Rock."

Eh, it's Eva Longoria. It might be socially frowned upon, but I get it. You'd have a brief window to be "over her dead body" before rigor mortis set in.

Kinda odd how most of the stuff leaving is way more famous and well-regarded than most of the new stuff. Netflix really doesn't care about movies anymore, unless those movies involve Adam Sandler and/or something farty happening.

It's a delight. I really can't imagine anyone disliking it.

I'm convinced they made that up to see if we're paying attention.

The Station Agent is such a lovely film. It's a perfect antidote for the overwhelming cynicism of today's pop culture.

Everything is awesome when you're part of a death squad

Surely this is at least as bad as Ass: The Movie.

Ah, well I'm just going by what I was told here. Still even if he tried to sleep with a married woman, that's definitely not enough to make him a perv. It's frowned upon, and rightfully so, but there's nothing criminal about it.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

I give up. Who the fuck is Peppa Pig?

Minecraft fucking sucks ass. At least the Angry Birds game is fun for a few minutes. Minecraft's appeal utterly escapes me.

Eight year olds, Dude.

I'm so glad Neighbors 2 flopped. It was horrendous, a sour retread of the first film in every way. I wrote a full review of it last night, but fucking Disqus flagged it as spam. I'd post it again, but I'm not sure if "the man" will let me.

Moonbeam City died too soon. RIP.