I can't thank you enough for the bug warning. I can handle watching humans do damn near anything while I eat, but roaches are a big red NO. Legitimately my least favorite creatures in the universe other than Ted Cruz. I previewed it to see how bad it was, and I will not attempt to watch this while eating.

Boom. Nailed it!

Well said. I think she's fishing for compliments, too. It's pretty obvious she doesn't care about this show anymore. There's no reason to keep any show, especially something already as hit-or-miss by nature as sketch comedy, going longer than the creative talent wants to pursue it. When The Whitest Kids U Know were…

Yeah, I was waiting for the Whore/Madonna sketch through the episode. It's the kind of thing Amy should have been able to pull off with flying colors, and yet it ended up being so stupid. Glad to see somebody else hated The Knick Jr.

OT: Watching the NASCAR All-Star Race and some tool named Andy Grammer is singing a terrible song. It's like somebody took the douchiest parts of Adam Levine and threw a shade of bro-country in there. I didn't know who this dude was five minutes ago and now I despise him. What a cock. Here's the song, if anybody's…

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Maybe in Tandy's cross country survivor search he somehow missed a family in Scranton.

Classic Dwigt!

The Pam? What's Dwight Schrute really like in person?

Balls, balls … fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck. … And tits.

Yeah, they were. I remember that because unlike 95% of the rando bands on the list each year, I already knew who they were.

Jesus fucking Christ. You poor thing. I once ate a pizza while watching Salo and I don't even think I could eat during Wetlands. It's pretty good, but man, that has to be the grossest movie I've ever seen.

I've read it like 20 times and I still don't even fucking get it.

Yeah, that's horrible. If that was a comment, I daresay it wouldn't receive any upvotes. Aside from the obvious fact that those are fictional characters, Roy isn't even still pissed at Jim. They made up in the last season.

Both of the cops from Gone Girl are leads on Robert Kirkman shows now.

David Denman has an atrocious resume for a pretty likable actor. Hopefully this will be good. I might check it out later. Can we except a review this weekend?

I wouldn't be too surprised if that happens at some point. I figure in about 10-20 years we'll see a tasteless Philip Seymour Hoffman junkie biopic.

Fortunately, I don't think I've seen that one.

I came away from the movie feeling sympathetic for Crane. He had a problem, but he certainly didn't deserve to go out like that. I get your point, being that the majority of Americans probably weren't of his sexual proclivities, but it flopped pretty hard in limited release despite strong reviews, so they probably…

That was the funniest I've ever seen her. She committed to it in a way that I don't think many actresses would have. Her delivery of "Oh! I'm like the crypt keeper!" kills me.