If Medicare for All really includes all the features you mention, why is it called Medicare for All?

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

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So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

Surely this can’t come as a surprise to Deadspin, which has quite a bit of experience with ignoring allegations against men named Howard. 

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

This is reason number 1 Gawker should never have let Josh Laurito leave. He would have succeeded where Barry failed.

I was gonna take Tesla private, but then I got hiiiiiigh

Or better yet, photoshop Neymar onto Randy Johnson’s dove

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

The Germans needn’t worry - I’m sure they’ll be able to engineer the electric-motor equivalent of an Audi timing-chain system and keep their mojo.

I think its time to crack down hard on tech-bro computer programmers calling themselves software “engineers” without any actual fucking credentials because no licensed professional engineer should ever have allowed a lethal machine with only one flimsy human safeguard in contact with the public.

Ah, I know why!
I’m an airline pilot and I am also one of the few captains qualified to fly into the Hailey aka Ketchum aka Sun Valley airport. We routinely fly a lot of rich assholes up there. However because of the specific challenges of flying into a box canyon, the minimums for approaches can be quite high leading…

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

It looks like something out of Basewars for the NES -

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

Thanks for the excuse to post this....

I strongly recommend you hop on the Metamucil bandwagon like I have. It won’t necessarily strengthen your tummy, but it’ll prevent a lot of road work along the digestive highway, if you catch my meaning.

The “deep state spear” is Newt’s biggest fear and the terror that keeps him up at night: A big ol’ gay liberal dong that thrusts deep into the ‘Murican dream and pumps it full of rainbows and compassion. Oh! And the dong is black, and thinks that women should be allowed to vote.