Way to go, Morris. You actually came to the combine to show that you've got the physical and cognitive abilities, and the work ethic, to contribute in a hyper-competitive team setting.

Two points seem worth noting:

Agree. Would also point out that students at most good schools need (and expect) campus security and the administration to act as a buffer between them and local law enforcement... so that parties, casual drinking, low-level dealing and all the other accoutrements of campus life can carry on.

Yearbook photo? A nation of dudes with conflicting biological impulses may be grateful. Or disillusioned. Or steadfast in their allegiance to Megyn's all-conquering snippy hotness....

A thing of beauty... +1 and sixpence.

I clicked on this article with the sick certainty that at least one commentator would go, "But it's WORSE to be racist than a child molester!!!"

Very deftly put! (And agreed re: the inbox.)

Yup, I've seen old Japanese soldiers giggle abt Manchuria within the last decade or so ... I get that funny attitudes linger on both sides. (And I'm also boringly old-fashioned enough to prefer the guys who were fighting for my country rather than against it.)

"Picked up"?

Not me. The guy could believe the earth was flat, or that the Illuminati control the world... wouldn't change his accomplishments as a driver one jot.

actually, "attempt" was meant to be "attempts"... but nifty catch all the same.

A chip is not an "approach shot".. a putt is not a "put".

Hilarious scene - albeit mainly as proof that the "love that dare not speak its name" managed to get its point across pretty easily.

Good analogy. This survey is like asking a bunch of drivers about the fine points of engine performance, and concluding that cars are a scam because 95% of people don't know how a carburetor works.

Christ. Serious wine critics have narrowed down the list of descriptive terms a lot in recent years — all the windy terms (as in the Telegraph article ) left over from when public schoolboys dominated the Bordeaux trade are gone.

As another commentator points out, the boys' shirt is apparently a Disney product while the girls' one is made by an unknown licensee and sold only via a single online site.

Costas is a good journalist, and also a sanctimonious little prick.

"Everyone (and everything) is horrible" has great potential as a Jez site motto.

Would you be willing to bet serious money that a Fat Adele cover sells as well as an "angled" one?

Exciting to see a note that includes tips on "how to disguise your intent never to work while talking to guys" embraced so whole-heartedly by the Jez High Command.