Poor Ed is this generation’s Phil Collins. Only, I love Phil Collins.

They’re only 29. I had to look it up, as I thought they couldn’t possibly be nearing 40. They look unwell :(

“I don’t know how to respond to what you are telling me” is now going to be my default response to anything my boss says.

Rhubarb can be poisonous to many animals, can it not? Perhaps he just knows better.

They can be lovely when still resembling flowers - my qualm is mainly with balls of random materials, or anything sharp.

Those are beautiful!

It was made of wire, with plastic beads attached to it with more wire, essentially barbing the wire.

Can I just rage about how much I hate non-flower bouquets? Perhaps it was because I once had to hold a tetanus bouquet at a friend’s wedding, and was later hit in the head with one during the toss (it actually lascerated me), but I just don’t see the appeal. The one pictured looks like someone emptied their…

And I know we used to do this stuff before technology. When I was in school there was a girl whose chest was so concave she once demonstrated that she could eat cereal out of it, but that was always a “Whoa! Isn’t the body whacky?” thing and not “Look how thin I am”.

Ooh I can do this one! I couldn’t do the bellybutton because I don’t have hyper mobility or whatever the genetic ability to do that is, and anyway that was useless. This challenge has improved my life. Now I wonder what else I can carry in my collarbone instead of having to use a purse.

I have a few items from them, and I admit I really like them. Nothing cob-webby, but some nice skirts and fun tops that fit well and haven’t fallen to pieces yet.

I sadly admit that I do love Dances With Wolves, but yes, that’s bull. Goodfellas is the better movie.

His and hers?

$150 seems quite reasonable for a sabre.

Yes, it doesn’t say she gave birth, just that she didn’t look like she was pregnant.

I loved it, personally.

Exactly, and you can be both at the same time as well.

I do feel bad for the Taylor Swift imitator, she sounds sweet and sad.

Exactly! There was a time...

I’m sitting here at work, and said out loud (and disgustedly) “Tablescapes?” and now people are looking at me (and this was before I even reached the directions telling me to do so).