Sadly, that was my first thought as well.

Reading this article makes me feel this is what my life is going to amount to - especially as Caitlin and I are in the same field, and I could enthusiastically nod to her historical references. It's a great piece.

I agree, Gisele has always been outspoken about needing to be active, and about her own exercise. While she's hardly an "everywoman", her exercise regimes are probably more in line with what "normal" people do while wearing their Under Armour.

And #2 is just "cooked". As long as it's cooked, we're good.

It's on their website, I believe.

Oh man, I'm so sorry you didn't win!

Ooh he was a good one too! Anything was better than those children.

BOP! I remember my friends all buying Bop and making me pick a crush. I had to pretend I liked Devon Sawa, when actually I liked Liam Neeson.

Seriously? She made a mistake when trying to help animals, admittedly a big mistake, but to lose your whole life over it as well? That's almost as unfair as the father and daughter losing theirs.

Gianluigi Buffon, the keeper and captain of the Italian national team.

Well-said. Buffon and I are going to have a lovely time (provided he doesn't do his back in during the first match again).

Sadly, my first thought was "Ooh, tasty! Blue cheese bread!" As if it's not mould in the cheese as well.

Technically, it would be pronounced in the same way as Sade, like the Marquis, but with a French J (like English J but without the hard -tch sound at the beginning).

A part of my thoughts, yes. The day when I will truly be too old is when I don't even click anymore.

I love the fact that with every year, I approach being too old for this shit.

Those were the days. I ate ALL this crap, and you know what? I'm happy I did.

It was interesting until I saw that accidentally aspirating it can cause pneumonia.

I...really like aspic, the kind that comes around pate? Delicious.

But it was the funniest joke she did.

Gold plated wheelbarrows.