@snarkhunting: Fascinating, right? Then women do the same and are considered silly "Mary Sue"-fixated narcissists.

I have boundless reserves of affection for this girl. I mean seriously, she lived through the stuff of nightmares and yet she's still surfing and always seems upbeat. So cute. I saw her products at Claire's with my 9-year-old stepdaughter and I used to them to impart a lesson about cool girls vs. famewhores.

Those are amazing! Much better than stashing yr Presidents in the ghetto ankle garter or Goth-industrial lunchbox. Plus, you'd probably get tips from people just for novelty's sake. Those $1 bills from drunken, easily amused bachelors add up.

You are fucking awesome, and you are right on about the criticism being rooted in sexism. This, in particular, struck a chord with me:

Remember when Kathie Lee made a disastrous Shania-type album called "Heart of a Woman"?

@mepo: These assholes are just threatened because tall girls make them feel diminished and tiny girls like Ashley and MK aren't sufficiently Maxim-y enough to fuel their fantasies.

Oh, WANGSTER. Like white + gangster. Epiphany!

@BadenBaden: I have the same problem. I swear they look exactly the same.

@VPea: It even ended in a knock-knock joke. Albeit an awful one. God, I miss when Madonna had a sense of humor about herself.

I liked her best in her "Who's That Girl?" incarnation, taunting Griffin Dunne in that nasal Detroit accent. I can't believe this highfalutin' crotchy lady is the same woman.

@myrtlebeachbum: Awesome.

A super close friend of mine was IN the Friedman's computer class. Crazy, right? He never witnessed any abuse, but he says there was definitely something shady about the whole venture. (No surprise, seeing as Pa Friedman was definitely into kids— abuse or no.)

@BeAgrestic: Patience, my sweet. "Girly Style" is closer than you think!

In 1994 (age 16) my cousin made me wear a bright coral floor-length bridesmaid dress from J.C. Penney, along with a purple ribbon choker, from which hung a miniature GEODE. Yes, the crystal rock thingies.

Some of us tomcats live by our own laws, which I shall refer to henceforth as "Jude Laws."

She's gorgeous. I don't know where Paris got that catty-ass "cottage cheese" remark, because Kim's ass is perpetually Spanx-smooth.

@bananastand: That's all I wanna wear now! Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker FTW.

I am so psyched about this movie. And kind of bummed about Universal's tepid marketing campaign. They go balls-out for all the boy movies while Tina and Amy get stuck with one of the worst posters in recent memory.

Her abuse of the word "ultimately" bothers me more than the actual experiment. Girl needs a (legal, herbal) thesaurus!

I know most folks will disagree, but I now that I know it was just a provocative hoax, I think this is pretty awesome. I have a soft spot for fucked-up tricksters.