Sure, if someone wanted to take it that far. I don’t recall anyone ever trying to fight it though; they knew they were in the wrong for walking their tab in the first place.

Uhhhhh, why is there no mention of Stacey?

We don’t want him in Dallas.

Bars do the same thing with signs stating if you walk your tab, we’ll add an X% gratuity to your total.

I’m so jealous that you have the confidence to do that! 

I read lots of trashy celeb garbage while I’m at work...according to BlindGossip, that’s exactly what happened. She relapsed a few months ago, and he can’t/won’t deal with her addictions.

Not until Obama dies.

Unfortunately/fortunately, NYC has rules for naming streets after people, namely, that the person has to be dead in order to be considered. No Obama Way is forthcoming.

Me too, 100%!!

I don’t know what that cartoon-y thing is, but to me, Simon is giving off serious DJTJr vibes.

I’ve read that she’s back on drugs, and that’s what brought on this split. He can’t/won’t deal with addiction. Drugs would also explain your points.

But they’re so prettyyyyyyyyy!

NO FUCKING HOA is the first item on my list of house buying non-negotiables.

And they left out Kevin Connolly!

I agree with your first point, and your second point made me snort laugh.

Ok fine, twist my arm. Now I’m ready for the fair!

I slipped in a puddle of booze and broken glass, in a bar that I previously worked at, and came away with a nice gash in the palm of my hand. We hired an attorney, submitted all costs incurred, including missed wages, and almost daily photos of the progress of my injury. That ratfuck attorney dragged the case until…

Oooooh, you’re making me drool.

I just learned about these a few days ago! Must.Have.One.

I wouldn’t have watched the clip had it not been for your comment. Good gawd, thank you!