Nah, they’ve already added all the ‘you attend at your own risk’ shit the tickets. Ol’ Jerry has made it VERY clear that if you come to JerryWorld this year, that’s on you.

He’s married to a doctor, allegedly, who told him that pussies should not be wet unless they have any one of several infections. He posted that on Twitter and was promptly dragged for never having gotten his wife wet. It was glorious.

If I remember correctly, Ivanka was about 13 at that time. Cheetolini told the girl how much she looked like his daughter.

Those two don’t have sex anyway so her withholding is not gonna be what gets his attention.

You’re right - I forgot about that part. It just gets worse and worse.

This woman should absolutely be charged. This story didn’t tell the whole story. There’s also a bit about how doctors initially wanted to put the girl on a ventilator, and her mother refused. When she finally changed her mind and agreed, it was too late.

That dude was concealed carrying. The shouting of ‘I FEEL THREATENED!!’ was him setting up his stand your ground defense in case that encounter ended in him shooting someone. 

It is French, meaning ‘pledge’. Pronounced Ghee-lin.

Plano still sucks, though.

We go to MiCo for the Mambos, not the food!

Any restaurant serving eggs should have hot sauce on the table right along with the S&P/ketchup/whatever else!

I will not even consider eating chocolate if there is no milk to wash it down.

If 45 winds up with a nasty case of covid, at what point does the 25th come into play?

George Conway (Kellyanne’s husband) is part of the group. They know exactly which of 45's buttons to push, and they’re pushing them HARD. It’s hilarious.

This quickly became my favorite part of the whole thing.

I like the way you think. 

He was AWFUL to her!! She definitely is her own version of an asshole, but he treated her like shit from the start.

Yesssss, I am LOVING the peacock re-do; it is gorgeous!!

They were not a real life item. Their relationship was for publicity.

I don’t even care about Star Wars and I’m crying!