Is ESPN going to have the next race, or are they going to give it to ESPN2 again, which means everyone with an ESPN subscription gets screwed? I’m still pissed I can’t watch that whole fucking race.

Ok, that made me laugh, for real.

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.

You are super cute!!

Maybe, but Shameless titled it throuple when one of the couples added a third member.

Arizona is dry heat, though. It’s only hot. Texas is humid plus hot, which equals a sticky, heavy air that you have to wade through. 

I’m living by myself for the first time, and my walls are definitely purple, a la Monica & Rachel’s apartment.

Because there are people who legitimately can’t get vaccinated and un-vaccintated people are putting those people at risk? Herd immunity is why we’ve had yeeeaaaaaarrsss in which these diseases weren’t an issue, and all these fucking morons are un-doing that.

Having seen Louis CK on July 4, I thought the way Aziz handled himself during this special was the right way to do it. He legitimately seems remorseful, and like he’s been able to grow from the experience. He’s not bitter, but thankful that he gets to continue. His sincerity was palpable. Louis, on the other hand, is…

One of my most favorite Josh moments!

Ohhhh, you’re missing out! It’s wonderful.

I recently started eating that brand. The lack of safety strip freaked me out at first, but Jesus Christ, those tubs are so fucking hard to open that I got over it. No way are you opening one of those in public without drawing attention to yourself.

There’s already been a copycatter in a Walmart somewhere, taking a big swig of mouthwash, gargling with it, then spitting it back in the bottle, placing bottle back on shelf.

The ice cream is frozen upside down and creates a natural seal. You can tell if your Blue Bell has been opened before.

Elizabeth Hornswaggle!!

Re: two means two - absolutely yes! I’m currently saving to by a house. One that I have every intention of living in by myself, and I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna have two full bathrooms.

‘Male/Female’ as opposed to ‘man/woman’ is clinical verbiage. Law enforcement and medical professionals use it as a way to detach themselves from the human aspect.

Bingo.

Eeeeek, I hope your heart is getting the rest it needs! Super glad you didn’t die :) and totally looking forward to seeing you in the mags!

Just in the last couple of days, she also swiped an image of a cake with the words ‘abortion is healthcare’ from some other well known Insta person.