HamNo in the house?

Didn't the Phillies just win one like 7 years ago?

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

I’d love to hear how this ruined Vin Scully for you. Did he make false statements? Is it a good thing that, in a country where people are dying in food riots, the well-to-do are (gasp!) part of the dictatorship? Fuck and no are the correct answers, Junior.

Please, by all means, enlighten us with your worldly views on…

“I could buy this house, I don’t fucking need you.”

Your scenario is flawed. It’s not the Cleveland Calves is the Cleveland Cavaliers. A Cavalier is someone skilled in marksmanship and horseriding. I’ll take the cavalier over a warrior bc he has a gun!

what if they were Indian Warriors(I’m sure those existed at some point) those guys can’t hurt cows. They THINK THEY ARE GODS! Stupid Indian Warriors. I take the baby cow if there is even only a couple of Indian Warriors, because they would defend the cows from the other, much smarter, Warriors.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

thug

Colon family tree

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

If they don’t pair up and name themselves White Lightning and Chocolate Thunder, I want no part of this.

He’s so fat!

“We took a guy in the first that most people expected to go in the fifth, that’s a huge value, contract wise. Then by the time we’re in the fifth, we’re taking expected UDFA, who work for next to nothing. Thank in the 7th we’re taking janitors and day laborers, to help keep up the stadium.”

*Jim Tomsula looks up,…

Hey, you’ve got to be a tough bastard to manage Eagles scouts, not some kind of Eagle Scout.

Report: Andy Reid threw scout’s cheese danish into his belly!

It's a code word.

I love how deadspin always refers to black athletes as “fun.”

Why didn’t any of the English sailors use the Full Nelson? Worked once before.