How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Are we sure Travis Rudolph goes to Florida State? Florida State? Florida State? Bobby Bowden, Deion Sanders, Jameis Winston, etc? Tomahawk Chop, crab legs, sexual assault, etc? Are you sure? Is he sure?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Or, maybe he, ya’know, actually misspoke.

And also because of that, and I’m one of those that signed an enlistment contact instead of a multi-million football contact, I get to call him out for doing it.

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Goths prefer Roman wine?

China does take it seriously they’re just having a really bad swimming Olympics... Maybe it’s coincidence that they finally (sorta) drop the doping hammer on Russia and all of the sudden a lot of the Chinese swimmers that always seem to come from nowhere to win medals didn’t show up at these games.

Fun fact: The combined population of only the New York and Los Angeles Metropolitan Statistical Areas is 33.5 million.

There are a lot of things more repulsive about the Olympics than the American influence on the timing of medal ceremonies. Many, many... so many things.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

Win all the medals, you get to dictate the terms.

In fairness, most Vikings seasons are done after 12 games.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

yeah i can’t imagine why a POWERHOUSE like the cowboys would deign to feud with the lowly eagles

Which part of Dallas are you from - South Jersey or Chester County?

Guys, he’s not a Bears fan. Just a Cowboys, Yankees, and Lakers fan; leave him alone.

please tell me you’re not a bears fan