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Oh geez... people will find anything to complain about. This is NOT a defect, it is a feature. The white rings allow you to exactly place the HomePod back in it’s original position so you don’t have to go through the setup process again in case you move it. It’s like none of you have owned Apple products.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

“The Notch on the iPhone X”

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

Remember what it was like being young and in shape? I was young and in shape once. It lasted for about an hour, but that was a good hour.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

It was hella dope nice news and bummer not so nice news for Rob Gronkowski today. First, the big lunk of a New England Patriot hit a very personal milestone by catching his 69th career receiving touchdown

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

We get it. Gawker’s office or whatever its called now is in NYC. You guys work in NYC and of course take the subway. We’re aware that the subway is broken because there’s probably 2-3 stories a week about it here. So again... we get it. The NYC subway is broken. Point made. NYC isn’t the only city in the country.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

On one hand, i guess it sucks.

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

PK: “Have some respect for the business. Despicable of you. Now where was I.”

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Because people turn sideways and then get pissed that the keyboard’s not there. No one’s looking for the keyboard to turn it back, just annoyed that Apple’s fucking with things that didn’t need to be fucked with. Why does other people’s annoyance bother you so much?

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

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