I ate some Reese’s Pieces the other day for the first time in years. It reminded me of E.T., which reminded me of the “penis breath” line, which reminded me of Mary trying to stifle a laugh telling Elliott to knock it off.

**Kirk Cameron hangs head, slinks back into church basement with half-eaten Subway sub.**

This one’s pretty sad. As someone who loves Cheers, Letterman, and Mr. Holland’s Opus (I was a band kid), I liked his work, but didn’t know he was an Emmy winner on Murphy Brown. Hope he’s getting “herbed up” and giving the Lone Ranger a ride in his Volvo.