Perhaps Carolina can trade for Jack Johnson; Karmanos can be a surrogate father.

“Well, how were we to know?”
“Several students reported informing Baylor only to be met with indifference.”
“Well, these were OFF campus. Clearly campus was safe!”
“What? That’s fucking awful. Also, no there were at least 10 reported assaults that occurred on campus in the last five years!”
“Well, those are just reports.
“F…

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

“Yeah, well that shit is easy when you don’t have to battle dinosaurs.”

Once, when I was 24, I was injured by a fork lift. I won’t recount what happened when Whitlock raised the spoon.

Have to give Jacob his props for time traveling back in time to draft Curry before he even bought the team.

Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.

Can’t wait until somebody gets suspended for having a part-time job at the Tuscon Gamestop.

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“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

Posting from phone. Desktop’s processor melted.

“We’re home.”

The formatting of that letter alone warrants an investigation.

It’s beginning to look a lot like the mid 80's in NYC baseball. #makethemetsgreatagain

Uh, no. Penn State Football is much more important. You can transfer a priest to another diocese, but a good defensive coordinator? They don't grow on trees, you know.

So reminiscent of the Catholic Church.

“makes zero sense.”

It’s unfathomable to think how much damage was caused by the 36 additional years that man was able to continue to abuse children. Just leaves you speechless.

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