Did that kid say, “Everyone is my bitch,” or am I hearing shit?

If Curry’s ankle/knee are really bad, you can add “no shot of winning and may as well stop showing up”

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

You know Blues fans and Cardinals fans are pretty much one and the same, right?

Can they just fire him at this point? I don’t know if it’s pride getting in the way, but he’s been daring it for months, maybe even years, now. There’s no way he forgot about ESPN giving Caitlyn Jenner an award last summer.

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

moar like kevin durant gonna be a fucking wizard amirite

Man takes action to directly draw attention to himself.
Man complains about all the attention he’s getting.
Man is insufferable.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Lactic acid can’t melt steel beams.

I used to like this guy - great story as a walk-on at UW, local boy makes good - but wow, he’s become insufferable.

Whoopes!

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.