He's now well-qualified to be ordained in the Archdiocese of Boston.

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

It never, ever ends!

Anyone who shows up to a Tigers game in April should be wearing gloves on both hands IMO.

And the UNC academic scandal widens....sad, really.

New York City is the CrossFit of cities.

“No snow” and “no cars” are maybe the two worst arguments for a city’s quality.

That's gotta be a mistake. The only thing Oakland is top 4 in is the AFC West. And that's only because they can't get any lower.

This is Coach Donnie Tyndall celebrating the news that the McRib has returned yet again.

No, Denver is terrible. Don’t come here. It sucks.

Well, of course they fucked up covering the violations. The school isn’t called Southern Hit.

Married for 3 years and already cheating? If I were a betting man I’d say ‘Christian’.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

it was clear you were a bulls fan from the statement “playing the most efficient ball of his career, save the MVP campaign”

Kyle Farnsworth is a savage animal. You will notice that fight happened nowhere near the pitching mound. Farnsworth will come to you to deliver your ass beating.

It actually involves Bo Jackson as well! Ryan took a line drive hit by Jackson off his lip. He picked up the ball, threw to first, got the out and stayed in the game.

Man, I’m all over sharing YouTube clips on Deadspin today. Did you know there are Ventura/Ryan fight truthers who believe Ventura won the fight?