What a productive two days you’ve had.

Give my team six rings and I would chill the fuck out for life (or at least, I’d like to think I would).

Excellent summary, Matt

The guy’s vowels are just weird in general. A few moments later he talks about how Peace added to his three season “seck” total.

The Xtreme, with a logo that’s part shuriken, part hurricane?

“fun and football and NOTHING MORE”

As a native Oklahoman, I can’t tell if the last line is a joke or not

dunno if these teams sucking needs much explanation.

Does that mean Magary has to write another eight days of Why Your Team Sucks?

Unfortunately the work was done by people employed by Bud Adams in 1960.

Can’t wait to cheer for the Imagine Dragons.

“I don’t get it, these look fine” - Esports fan

Jesus, these were all clearly designed by the same firm if not the same designer. Did they not have enough money to purchase more than three typefaces from myfonts? The Houston one has got a little Oilers thing going which is ok, but c’mon.

“He’s still a good 2-3 years away from the backlash”

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

Alien Ant Farm confirmed to play a greatest hit set.

Oh sure NOW he wants to be a small-ball 4 coming off the bench...

Seriously. Plus USA Basketball is trying to build up momentum among young stars for the Olympics next year and maybe the cycle after that. It shouldn’t be trying to be an MLS for delusional assholes.

he’s gotta join Big 3 to stop Joe Johnson’s reign of 4-point terror