I've been playing video games for almost two decades, and I never knew I was supposed to hate and loathe Nintendo.

I guess I'm not a gamer.

Miles Prower = miles per-hour

He zoned out.

The Nuggets really hate the TSA.

Before descending, Rocky was reminded that Denver fired George Karl and hired Brian Shaw.

So Ray Emery is a Honkey now?

pfff... as if you BUY consonants

God..I hate that city's fans

By Sixers, he meant the amount of people that will still be watching by December.

That's just awful. An NBA court is no place for such a terrifying, doped-up looking Bird Man.

"I know."

It's kind of weird - I'm happy to see him go, but I'm also sad to see him go? Maybe because he's been the main announcer my entire baseball existence (~30 years) except for some of the earlier years when it was Joe Garagiola. And he was better than Joe Morgan. He has a great voice and loves the game. It's like, I used…

You know you spend too much time on this site when you are watching the broadcast, Joe Buck says "I love you" three times, and you instantly think "I wonder what the article on Deadspin will say tomorrow."

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Now that McCarver is gone, just one more to go!

He's already made more in-game adjustments than Mike D'Antoni.

Every Smash Bros since Melee has had at least one out there character, from Mr. Game & Watch to Rob the Robot. As long as Wii Fit Trainer is the representative of that, and Male Wii Fit Trainer is just an alternate skin I have no problems so far with revealed characters. Hell, we've got Mega Man, that's pretty good…

The most accurate part of this video, I think, is Rose's 70 coming against the Knicks.

Pictured: Chris Bosh prepares to spit venom at Wayne Knight.

Carlos Beltran hit the 16th postseason home run of his career yesterday, passing Babe Ruth on the career postseason home run list.

Not to take away from the overall well reasoned article, but this isn't exactly an apples-to-apples comparison. Consider that it's about twice as easy to make the playoffs as it was in…