Portland now IS the garbage in their division.

The caption makes it even worse

Shiny and chrome.

As a Flaming Lips fan, they are too irrelevant for this list. As a Radiohead and Tool fan, they should definitely be on this list.

“Jordan is a solid pickup for the Mavericks”

Eyelashes aren’t the only fake things she has that people talk about

I don’t think that word means what you think it means

Joe Buck comes to mind

The Cardinals and their fans are high on the list

“Flush with cash” you say?

And of course he was wearing that giant piece of plastic on his elbow so he didn’t feel a thing. Dick.

Fitting username

As a former follower of his Facebook page, some person just goes hogwild on there, posting any and every clickbait they can find, even while Shaq is on the TNT set. I wouldn’t put much weight into this.

I know it’s cool for you guys to just hate everything, but who doesn’t want to see JJ Watt unfiltered?

My reaction to this post, every link, and this comment section

Marlins fans show up everywhere but their own stadium

Between this and the Simmons hot take, this has been quite a day for hot takes here at Deadspin

Or we can root for the Bulls for the same reason

You live by jumpers, you die by jumpers

“At five stars, the streets of Los Santos are overrun with a murderous cops, all of whom are determined to stop you, no matter the cost.”