THIS is the shit I want my insurance to deny.
NOT Debby from Accounting’s heart surgery. 

You get a star for your post.  I wish I could give an extra several thousand stars for just the first paragraph.

One time I was driving to work and I got hit with a massive attack of IBS and there was a Burger King to the left of the road so I swerved across 4 lanes at speed and right over a curb-height divider I didn’t register was there. I was in a heavily used 10 year old Corolla at the time. It incurred zero damage.

I am honestly surprised the adjuster assigned to this claim let it pass because there are SO MANY red flags

um... this speaks volumes.

Oh, God, no! Was the pothole okay?!

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-immediately-dies-canadian-winter-owner-bricks-truck-trying-use-defroster

Still the most amazing dipshits driving these things around.

The bZ4X is what you did, *Akio!*

Fitting that it would be called a Q, given the president of the company’s proximity to far-right politics...

If I were a betting man, I’d say the Model Q will probably just be a de-contented Model 3 with cheaper interior materials, less powerful motors and a smaller battery.

I’d love an EV with ~100 miles of practical range. It would be great for day-in, day-out driving.

just bought an Equinox EV for $38.8k before $7500... that’s pretty close

I want to be as cold as the guy who tags a space shuttle.

Guys, I need help. I feel like I’ve failed as a son and I tried every thing I could, but I couldn’t get through...My dad took delivery on his Cyberdouce- I mean Truck =(

There are already numerous options in the ~$100,000 price range that fit this bill of lunacy. What’s one more?

With a 2.25 ton curb weight, and the future of the company depending upon it...yeah, Gravity seems an appropriate name.

Dumbasses will dumbass, but narrower roads do decrease vehicle speeds for pretty much everyone else. Plus, the dumbasses would likely dumbass even faster with wider roads. You and I have both seen those same SUV drivers easily go twice as fast just a few blocks down on the PCH because it’s 80 ft wide and a glorified…

Here is one thing that is 100% proven > If drivers obey traffic laws and stop for red lights and mind the speed limits, less people will die from red lights being run and speed related accidents. Whether it’s 10 or 10,000 saved isn’t relevant. What I said is a fact no matter what kind of spin someone applies to the…

Blah, blah, blah. KC and STL are two blue spots in an otherwise MAGA shithole state.