They’d hear “furries” and lose their minds (even more).

Yeah, that was the first mask-off moment to me as well.

Yeah this makes sense to me as well - why wouldn’t you want to coast on inertia as much as you can?

IIRC that was also the year he went after the cave rescue in Thailand with his “pedoguy” accusations.

I wonder if that’s why they did it: I imagine Porsche views its drivers as more sport-focused.

Don't worry... They'll find a way to package the policies into some form of investment a la subprime mortgages, sell them off and voila!

I suppose that's not a major issue for a kitchen appliance.... Back to the drawing board!

My new condo went full-smart integration with digital keys and garage access, and App-controlled thermostats.

Fridge magnets would've done the job just fine, and no one would've know the difference...

Oh I don’t doubt that we are screwed too... Just that we might have a few more years to contemplate our looming fate as we retreat above the Arctic Circle... And a little bit more freshwater so at least we don’t die from thirst!

I'm terribly sorry, but all we have is syrup and bacon.

Honestly, it might be too late... We are shaping up for a Conservative majority. My only solace is that the Supreme Court remains relatively balanced.

As a Canadian, I take small comfort from the fact that climate change won’t hit us as quickly.

Flippers for hands? But I voted AGAINST evolution! /s

I think we all deserve to see this

Oh hey there, self-aware internet car guy!

Deport him. And nationalize the businesses he has built on false grounds - proceeds of a crime and all that.

Unfortunately, there are still people who can't make the connection - I know of one family who bought a Tesla within the last 8 months, and they would never consider themselves MAGA... But they are completely ignorant of all this sideshow.

They are definitely still coasting on the reputation they built in the 2010s...

Definitely the vibe I was channeling...