I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t at least visit the dealer if they actually produced this...

I still dig it... It has those Dakar Rally vibes

Huh... Is that where they decided on the beaver teeth motif? 

Toyota Rugged Sport Coupe (RSC) would’ve been a great little rally-inspired mall buggy.

So you didn't intend to accelerate into Jalopnik? 

Akio Toyoda got grilled by Congress for an issue that was fueled by hysteria (remember the "metal whiskers"?), and largely concluded to be user error. I’m going to guess Musk won’t have to do the same.

The Toyota issue was also largely concluded to be an issue of user error, whereas this seems to be a design and manufacturing flaw.

I hope Tesla faces the same degree of scrutiny from regulators as Toyota did. 

Since it’s drive-by-wire, could we also do “All 1s, no 0s?"

Pfft, if this bridge were truly minimalist, it would just be a single plank spanning across. 

“Built it with me own two hands and an Allen key, I did" 

Like a lead balloon, you might say.... 

Is being a shit head a mental illness? That would explain a lot about Musky. 

In 2022, Musk posted on Twitter, saying Tesla would never “surrender/settle an unjust case against us.”

I feel like this is the point.

I bite my tongue when I hear my friends talk about the awesome deal they get on Uber for food and groceries.

“This isn’t your grandpa’s 4Runner. He bought a fifth-gen when they first came out. He’s now 126 years old.”

Itsa me-a, Mario! 

I enjoyed this much more because the preceding line was “send in the Klowns” (“Krusty the Klown Komedy special - the KKK? That’s not good... “)

Probably. There's a reason he does things in the US he won't dare to try in China.