“Jail?” More like "morgue"... 

This.

This may be true, but corporate governance has a lot of best practices and policies that are designed to ensure a good process was followed.

1st gear: I'm reminded of the tagline from one of the Aliens vs Predators movies or games - "whoever wins, we lose" 

The elephant in the room is also... Not in the room... Where are the Teslas?

This here. Big fan of PPF.

Damn, you're right - I gave Elon more credit than he deserves. 

Consistency was never Melon's strong suit... 

Yup. But I’d argue it’s even worse for a hypocrite: he clearly sees the problem with the Saudi regime (that’s good!) but has no trouble gorging himself on that sweet bone-saw oil money (that’d bad!).

Good point - should've added the caveat that you'd stay within 3% variance with your wheel-tire combo. 

While we’re at it, if your car comes with ridonkulous 19s or 20s, try to downsize - better ride and performance, potentially lighter wheel/tire combos, less expensive, shorter gearing etc - lots of benefits if you can accept the looks.

I, uh... Definitely found this educational and engaging... 

Why'd you have to go and do that to us both? 

It was a crappy attempt... 

Lemme get this straight.

It’s really hard to stuff a suppressor into one’s ass....

Honestly, yeah. A fast EV at this point is table stakes... Nothing new.

TBF, the Cybertruck is cutting edge...

I’m not sure it’s a black cloud so much as it is a pasty, overweight, middle-aged and drug-addicted one...

I've got an alert setup for these... Gotta save your comment for what to look for when I'm actually cash-in-hand serious...