The diesel issue could be solved if consumers weren’t so averse to things like *checks notes* “regular maintenance of fluids and additives”, right?

Well, except the congresspeople looking to gut the EPA, they were around back then. They just DGAF.

Well, if you have a better idea for other things we can put on TikTok, we’re all listening!

You mean Martin Eberhard, the actual founder of Tesla who actually did the engineering work, instead of buying and suing his way to the "founder" title? That Martin Eberhard? 

By gum, it put THEM on the map!

I hate that the life or death of innocent people rests in the hands of armed racist nutjobs to accurately-discern “reasonable fear” (I mean - if they’re irrational enough to be racists, how do you even begin to reason with them?)

Impossible! Selfies only work in portrait.... Right? 

I recently-read that TSLA has over 50% of its outstanding shares in the hands of retail investors, so unfortunately, I don’t think we can blame it on ghoulish fund/wealth managers this time.... Though as an S&P500 index fund investor, I’d love TSLA to be out so I don’t have to (indirectly) be invested in them...

I guess your “hedge fund guy” started life as a “trust fund guy”...

“You’re probably sitting in your car wrong” - I’ll say! It looks like this guy isn’t even on the right (left) side of the car!

Yuppp.... I’m thinking MElon is trying to butter-up DeSantis in hopes that he can work something out to change that citizenship requirement... Wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out he was doing a SBF and donating to Trump under the radar as well.

Based on current TSLA share prices, it seems a lot of investors are that way as well. It should be kryptonite to decent (in the ethical/moral sense) investors at this point, but somehow it isn’t.

Maybe they should call it the DB8R.

It’s Canuck for “Craigslist”!

Same: I’ve been looking at used Giulia (non-Quadrifoglio) prices on Kijiji Autos, and they don’t look too ridiculous.

Oh no doubt - they are wiping their tears for the pain and suffering of the “average American” with hundred-dollar bills.

“Small business owners” is probably going to be left intentionally-nebulous....

2nd gear:

“Damnit, Starbuck, I asked for oat milk!”

Reminded me of the old bartender from Boondock Saints....